HEART COOKS BRAIN
Hi. Here’s the real me. No make up. Not so beautiful now huh? I’m breaking contact with the world for a while, so I think I should explain. I’m an alcoholic. I thought I could control myself, but I was wrong. I was arrested for the first time in my life last night and I am now being charged with assault and battery. I’m ashamed of myself and feel horrible for what I continue to put the people I love through. Sometimes I wonder why I have no friends, and I know now the answer. I can’t believe that I actually have people that still care for me after the horrible things I constantly do. I’m just sorry. My sorrys are all used up and mean nothing now.

Hi. Here’s the real me. No make up. Not so beautiful now huh? I’m breaking contact with the world for a while, so I think I should explain. I’m an alcoholic. I thought I could control myself, but I was wrong. I was arrested for the first time in my life last night and I am now being charged with assault and battery. I’m ashamed of myself and feel horrible for what I continue to put the people I love through. Sometimes I wonder why I have no friends, and I know now the answer. I can’t believe that I actually have people that still care for me after the horrible things I constantly do. I’m just sorry. My sorrys are all used up and mean nothing now.

redsuspenders:


donkongey:

rockitman:

captain-disaster:

thefrogman:

kirp:

gorillasushi:

Worlds colliding. I just got moist.

THIS IS THE MOST FUCKING COOL PICTURE EVER. THANK YOU MR. INTERNET.

Ninja Turtles could totally kick the Power Rangers’ ass.




wtf is the black ranger doing




He’s crankin dat soulja boy (YOUUUUU)

redsuspenders:

donkongey:

rockitman:

captain-disaster:

thefrogman:

kirp:

gorillasushi:

Worlds colliding. I just got moist.

THIS IS THE MOST FUCKING COOL PICTURE EVER. THANK YOU MR. INTERNET.

Ninja Turtles could totally kick the Power Rangers’ ass.

wtf is the black ranger doing

He’s crankin dat soulja boy (YOUUUUU)

There is nothing I can call my own

actioncalvin:


(via mamaimsatan)
Dig the open space in that room!
What is that tattoo on your arm of?





it’s from the album art in lifted by bright eyes. whatever i love it haha

actioncalvin:

(via mamaimsatan)

Dig the open space in that room!

What is that tattoo on your arm of?

it’s from the album art in lifted by bright eyes. whatever i love it haha
fuck tumblarity

I can’t even keep e-popularity. Eck. I feel way healthier lately. Oh and I think I’m pregnant. But I’m also insane! Heeeee

uncomfortable quiz?

How many girlfriends or boyfriends have told you they love you?
3

Have you ever thought that you were going to marry a person?:
I don’t know.

Any crushes?:
No

Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt?:
Yeah

Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend cry?:
Yes

Are you happier single or in a relationship?:
They both suck

Have you ever been cheated on?:
Always

What is your favorite thing(s) about the opposite sex?:
Nice smile

Have you ever had your heart broken?:
I’m made of stone

Have you ever broken someones heart?:
Doubt it

Talk to any of your ex’s?:
No, not ever.

If you could go back in time and change things with your ex’s, would you?:
Yeah never date them

Do you believe that you are a good boyfriend or girlfriend?:
Probably not

Have you been in an abusive relationship?:
Yes, in every sense

Have you dated someone significantly older than you?:
I guess I dated a few 30 year olds when I was 21ish

Significantly younger?:
Eh, 2 years or so

Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?:
No

Ever been given an engagement ring?:
No

Do you want to get married?:
Yes

Do you have something to say to any of your ex’s?:
Nope

Ever stolen someones boyfriend or girlfriend?:
Yep

Ever liked someone else’s boyfriend or girlfriend?:
I guess so huh

Does heartbreak really feel as bad as it sounds?:
Worst

Bootycall with any of your ex’s?:
Ugh

Do you want to get back with any of your ex’s?:
No

What’s your idea of the perfect relationship?
I have no idea

mah babay n’ meeeeh

mah babay n’ meeeeh

New tegan and sara: two enthusiastic thumbs down.

waste of money 2k9! but I enrolled for health insurance!!

I want to be a perfect mix of jenny lewis and karen o. Hiiiiiii! My tumblarity always drops so much. I need a computer, its too hard doing shit on this blackberry!

I want to be a perfect mix of jenny lewis and karen o. Hiiiiiii! My tumblarity always drops so much. I need a computer, its too hard doing shit on this blackberry!